Witty Britches

Funny shirts for people with a sense of humor and a busy December.

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Christmas

Sly Santa

He knows what you did. He's still bringing presents. Merry Christmas, North Pole est. 1823.

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Launches Nov 19

Last seen Nov 18, on the couch. He waited 13 years for this. If found: do not disturb.

Christmas

December has two kinds of bells. Christmas nurse on duty.

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Fueled by caffeine, chaos & compassion. For the ones who run the night.

50 years. All original parts (mostly). No recalls, some creaking.