Witty Britches mascot, a dapper gent tipping his bowler hat

Witty Britches

Shirts that say what you're thinking.

Funny tees. Tap one, shop it on Amazon.

All the jokes

Pick your people
🎮 Nov 19 drop

Missing After Nov 19

Last seen Nov 18, on the couch. If found: do not disturb.

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🌙 Nurses

Night Shift Nurse

Fueled by caffeine, chaos & compassion. Runs the place after 7pm.

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🎂 Turning 50

Vintage 1976

50 years. All original parts (mostly). Some creaking.

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✝️ Faith

Grace Upon Grace

John 1:16. Wear the good news, skip the sermon.

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New designs most weeks

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