Witty Britches

Funny shirts, serious comfort. Printed & shipped by Amazon.

Night Shift Nurse

Fueled by caffeine, chaos & compassion. For the ones who run the night.

Last seen November 18, on the couch. If found after Nov 19 — do not disturb.

All original parts (mostly). The 50th birthday shirt for 2026's finest models.

Undefeated at brunch. For the player who rules the kitchen line and the pancake line.

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Call bells & jingle bells. On duty all December long.

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